HOW STUPID AM I?

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head(I am blonde)
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. [x ] Have looked for something for at least 10 min. then realized it was in your hand
9. [x ] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [ x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (never attack a basketball with a metal bat.
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle(I use to walk off the edge of my boat on accident)
23. [x ] Have run into a closed door(daily)
24. [ ] Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. [x ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x ] It has taken you longer than 5 min. to get a joke(again I’m a blonde)
27. [ x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min. after the hour
31. [x ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x ] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (and then called him dad)
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [ x] Walked into a pole(yeah my mom calls me Grace for a reason)
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes on accident
41. [x ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (on purpose)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what it was that you were going to do (I do that SO often, it irritates the heck outta me)
46. [x ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [ x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [ x] Poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. [x ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (who doesn't?)
54. [ x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was
57. [x ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (at school, of all places )
59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. [ x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. [x ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (doesn't everyone?)
68. [ x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. [x ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
70. [x ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. [ ] Have sat on a bench with wet paint on it.
73. [ x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. [ x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand(no but when I was 2 I ate the sand @ the beach)
76. [x ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (my mother)
79. [ x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out(ouch)
80. [x ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off( ive got brothers)
81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. [x] Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back ( why do they)
83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (cuz you know that's the real reason they have wrappers)
86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.
87. [x] When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. [x ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
89. [ ] Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
90. [ x] As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. [x] Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. [ ] When you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
96. [x ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
97. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
98. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
99. [x ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth